Chuck Norris Uses Railroad Ties For Tassels

Posted on May 12th, 2008 by Schleppo.
Categories: Pop Culture, Movies, Funny.

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An amazing thing happened this past Saturday.  Chuck Norris graciously allowed students at Liberty University to graduate.  When reached for comment, Chuck pulverized our new intern with the fist hiding under his beard and then continued to roundhouse kick time in the face.  Oh that Chuck.

Chuck Norris Delivers Keynote At Liberty University

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Storm Troopin’

Posted on May 9th, 2008 by Schleppo.
Categories: Pop Culture, Movies, Funny.

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Flickr set documenting the secret lives of storm troopers.  They seem to really like food.  And dancing.

Storm Troopin’ 

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Stacy Hedger: Trumpeter to the Stars

Posted on October 12th, 2007 by Schleppo.
Categories: Pop Culture, Music, Movies, Funny.

Warning! This video is the convergence of the following elements:

  • some state-level beauty pageant, the talent portion
  • black unitard with silver flourishes
  • a trumpet (either out of tune, played horribly, or both)
  • 80’s hair
  • interpretive dance wherein previously mentioned trumpet is used as a laser gun
  • Star Wars
  • tribute to Charlie Chaplin

You have been warned.

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Grand Theft Auto: The Original

Posted on October 10th, 2007 by Schleppo.
Categories: Pop Culture, Movies, Funny.

Back in 1977, Ron Howard (Opie Taylor, Richie Cunningham) made his feature-length directorial debut with a little film called “Grand Theft Auto“.  It’s a love story…with cars.  Here’s the trailer.

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Japanese Leafblower

Posted on August 20th, 2007 by Schleppo.
Categories: Pop Culture, World, TV, Music, Strange, Movies, Funny.

This Japanese man possesses the unlikely ability to play the theme from “Godfather” using nothing but a leaf while balancing on a wine bottle.  A talent nearly as useless as whatever Britney Spears does.  Nearly.

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