Michigan vs OSU 2006: A Word From Your Creator

Posted on November 17th, 2006 by Schleppo.
Categories: Sports, Funny, Personal.

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And now, verses Eddie George and Archie Griffin from the football bible, “The Playbook”, written by Woody Hayes (through divine inspiration):

“And on the 18th day of November, 2006, the Lord God declared:
‘The Wolverines shall fall flat on their untalented faces in defeat
And the Buckeyes shall instill fear and awe in its enemies
By utter domination on both sides of the ball.

How do I, the Almighty, know this to be true?
Firstly, non-believer, there’s that whole being omnipotent thing.
Yes, I saw what you did last night and I am waiting on your prayer of forgiveness.
Secondly, search life for the signs I have given you.

Your blood, the liquid of your very life, runs Scarlet through your veins
And the all-time best addition to any Thanksgiving dinner (gravy)
Cannot be spelled without the word Gray.
Conversely, Yellow is the international color for cowards
And Blue rhymes with poo.

And so, on gameday, remember that the winning team has gravy blood
And the losing team is a collection of cowardly pieces of poo.
So sayeth the Lord.’”

Go Bucks!

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Michael Hughes’ Souvenirs

Posted on November 17th, 2006 by Schleppo.
Categories: World, Art.

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Michael Hughes uses souvenirs to replace the real object they represent and takes a picture.  Simple.  Brilliant.

Michael Hughes’ Souvenirs

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