The Impaler For Governor

Posted on January 16th, 2006 by Schleppo.
Categories: Politics, Strange.

jonathonimpaler

“Hi, I’m John “The Impaler” Sharkey. I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. I hate God. He is my enemy. Vote for me for Minnesota Governor.”

Yikes. Make sure to check out his agenda, which oddly enough, doesn’t include changing the state drink to squirrel blood.

Jonathon “The Impaler” For Governor

*UPDATE*

Apparently “The Impaler” had a rap sheet…and used to be a wrestler…with the name Rocky Flash.

Vampire candidate for governor arrested

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1 comment.

Justin

Comment on May 13th, 2006.

There is a documentary still in production about Jonathon Sharkey. Imagine the strangest, most absurd thing you can, then times it by ten and you have Jonathon’s story.

The website is still a work in progress. We should 1 decent movie trailer up soon.

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