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Bumper stickers were not enough for this adventurous car owner.  Aerodynamic drag must be through the roof.  And good luck taking it through a car wash.  Yikes.

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Most people know that Mark David Chapman killed John Lennon (possibly because of his pact with the devil).  But at least one person believes that it was actually horror novelist Stephen King that pulled the trigger at the behest of Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon.  Coo coo kuh choo, indeed.

The Truth About John Lennon’s Murder

HAVE A PROBLEM WAKING UP TODAY?  THIS ALARM CLOCK SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THAT.  NEW AND IMPROVED, NOW WITH MORE BRAIN DAMAGE!

David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Fred Travalena, and now Billy Mays.  RIP, master pitchman.  Here’s hoping you don’t have to pay 3 payments of $19.95 to get to heaven.

In remembrance of this exuberant, high-volume sale-making machine, today is now ALL CAPS DAY.  ENJOY THIS TRIBUTE TO BILLY MAYS AND THE SILLIEST INFOMERCIALS OF HIS CAREER.

Reminds me of the collapsible plastic cups we used to have when I was a kid.